Wishlist of a Bad bitch that wants and wants and wants!!
My name is Isabelle, I am a shopaholic. I have 3 credit cards that I max out regularly and a constant flow of parcels to my front door. 500 open tabs of shops I manage and scour at once. I am never satisfied but never disappointed. I’m the resident spender of my friendship group with a new bag or new wardrobe never too far from arrival. Here are 5 (out of 1000) wants I can’t keep off my mind.
1.Chanel Airline XXL Maxi Flap £8,000-13,000
I carry a LOT. I have a messy mind and a messy bag. Like Mary Poppins you can find everything of all existence within my bag and I take the responsibility of being the woman with everything in her bag seriously. Pad or tampon? I got you. A cig? Of course, hun! Dictionary? Would you like Collins or Oxford?
I long for this bag like the sea for the shore. My loins burn and my saliva builds, looking at all the space she offers. I could carry both of my laptops, my iPad, my to go makeup kit, my pill case, my books (one for research one for pleasure), 5 different hand creams, 3 spare knickers and a pack of cards even though I know no games…
Oh to be in a rush, mentally frazzled but armed with a big fat bag I can face any challenge with. And of course, it HAS to be Chanel.
2. CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN Rosa z strass botanica £1,260
7pm Dinner at 10 Tib lane, my favourite bar/ restaurant in MCR. I’m wearing a simple pale satin dress that drapes from my body and I’m sipping on white wine.
It’s evening and the bar is illuminated orange, I have too many oysters before me and a hunk of a man sat beside me, He’s silent (as men should be) and hanging on my every word. These shoes dangle off my feet and aid me in a game of footsie beneath the table.
Sunset and Sex and Shoes. I need them.
3. JADED LONDON SYLO SLOUCH ASYMMETRIC KNIT £60
I am not immune to a trend. I love turquoise/teal and I think trends are a phenomenal way to introduce you to a love long forgotten. This slouchy jumper to me feels transitional. Something I would have for a while and wear till the stitches pull and the fabric piles. I want to wear it till the wheels fall off and see how pretty it’ll look in a state of degradation.
Black jeans, black shoes, oversized leather jacket and hair sleek like Law Roach. Tasty. Me likey!
4. A FAT SPLIFF OR A PACK OF CIGS
I quit smoking 3-4 years ago. I was a restrained but consistent smoker. I never really got into vaping, as a Sagittarius I think I need the fire and smoke. Recently, I have been mulling over the prospect that all adults need 1 vice. One bad habit to balance the frustration that comes with being trapped in the mortal plane.
You may have yours, be it drink, food, gambling or something else. Mine is a smoke. I miss it. I may go back. Lord knows I deserve a slow inhale and a large puff.
5. A BOOB JOB, A COOL WIG AND A SOLD OUT BAG £300-10,000
Miscellaneous wants: an autumnal chic wardrobe, animal textures, suede and leather.
A statement wig customised to the Gods, thinnest lace imaginable, 400-500g density.
Boobies that sit so pretty that the bra is for decoration, not support.
Any Parallel X studio bag I can get my hands on, but I’m a sucker for cowhide and I should’ve bought her, credit score be damed.